My bff and I were driving through the border back into America after visiting a Canadian mall and candy store. We were getting questioned when the guard, I swear, leans over reaches into her purse and pulls out a baggies of bulk store Altoids. The thing is they don’t look like mints. They look like ecstasy in a baggie in her purse as we cross an international border. Veronica says “they’re breath mints would you like one?” Luckily he just laughed and let us go. Good thing too. I did not want a cavity search that or any day!