Mr Lemon and I got married we used the 1st Corinthians reading. The one that most people use with the “Love is patient. Love is kind” etc. Well readers I’d like to share the view that should be read at Mr Lemon and Potato Face’s wedding.
Love is reckless. It destroys anything that is in its path. Love is cruel and painful. Love is selfish and immature. Love is agony and anguish. Love is weak and feeble and the path of least resistance. Love is fleeting and does not last.
Their love is clearly meant to be since they believe what they’ve done and how they went about it is okay. Fuck them.